he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him
― most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)

(Source: w-r-i-st-s)

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du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

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